Monthly Archives: December 2012

#MotivationalMondays- I Lift Things Up & Put Them Down

That Planet Fitness commercial always makes me stop dead in my tracks whenever it’s played. It’s clever nod to Arnold Schwarzy-poo combined with a genuine message which pleases all of us non-meatheads. (because the actual meatheads never realize how obnoxious … Continue reading

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Maybe You Should Just Let It Go To Voicemail…

If you live within two seconds of another human, television, magazine, airplane, or convenience store, then you’re well aware of these small palm sized devices called “cell phones”. Invented in the late 80s/early 90s by humans and now claimed to … Continue reading

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Have Yourself A Merry Little Baked Good

Christmas is here! Christmas is here! Christmas is here! To make the season even more aligned, there’s REAL snow outside, meaning it’s an actual WHITE CHRISTMAS. To take it a step further, I’m sharing with all of you a recipe … Continue reading

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#MotivationalMondays- E is for Emotion-less?

Christmas Eve. Normally I would be one thousand shades of excited and hungry for all the desserts which come around but once per year. This year…um, well, it’s like anĀ empty table. I have no thoughts or feelings regarding this holiday. … Continue reading

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Pinterest Pinning: Pumpkin Pie Almonds

Ring the alarm. It’s another pumpkin recipe comin’ at ya! The decline of pumpkin is one of the saddest times of the year for me. I know most of you stop consuming this versatile food on thanksgiving, but for me … Continue reading

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#MotivationalMonday- I Am A Buche De Noel But Bandz A Make Me Dance

If you aren’t familiar with first part of this ridiculous title, it’s a pastry. This decadent 3-part cake is a hot holiday item and is available in chocolate or vanilla. How do I know this? Orientation this past weekend at … Continue reading

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12 New Year’s Resolutions You Should Make Right Now

2013 is practically knocking on our doors begging to be let into our lives and speak with us about what we intend to do with it. In my 2013 fantasy: I offer 2013 into my home warmly and we’d toast … Continue reading

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~Tantalizing Shoesdays~ Christian Louboutin

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#MotivationalMondays- Negatives Belong In A Film Lab

Rapper Drake or Drizzy Drake as the youngins reference him as, is a smart individual. Out of all the commercialized screaming rappers who spit about money, bitches, and fame, he’s the perfect chocolate vanilla swirl combo of them all. He … Continue reading

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Collagen In The Kitchen

If you took a photo of just lips of: me, Pamela Anderson, and Big Ang, well, you probably wouldn’t know whose was whose. I became a member of the collagen lip cult last night…all over…would you believe this?…PEPPERS. My thirsty … Continue reading

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